Ms. RUBY JOULE Ruby is the lissome and silky debutante with a talent for scandal. She comes from a noble family yet walks the fine line between poise and absolute decadence. A good girl with an appetite for indulgence, she is completely at home at the opera (or the opium den). The luxury of French couture (or the lure of the absinthe bar) is her domain. Her girlhood ballet lessons have now translated into daring cabaret moves, but her charm-school manners and joie de vivre keep her in good graces. She's the gem you'd like to polish!

Ms. COCO LECTRIC Coco loves to push the boundaries of her own sensuality as she develops her identity.  She doesn't know where she's from; however, she does know that there are beautiful dark skinned women all over the world like herself, and she seeks to learn about diverse cultures. She travels from town to town and country to country, using her magnetic majestic ways enchanting all who cross her path.  She revels in love, beauty and the exotic.  She's a free and fearless performer, which can often be surprising because of her seemingly lighthearted and carefree nature.  She loves people... a lot.  It is unsure whether they are a source of her strength or weakness, but Coco loves men. She loves to tease, taunt, and make everyone in the audience feel...well...special.

Ms. GOLDIE CANDELA Miss Goldie is a sassy and brassy dame with one thing on her mind: the sparkle and shimmer of precious metals!

Ms. PEARL LUX   Pearl comes from a background full of smoke and mirrors.  Discovered while performing by a vodka king she spent time in England living in the lap of luxury with her new husband but couldn’t resist the lure of the underground and the sparkle of her dancing days.  Somehow her husband mysteriously disappeared and she moved back to the States with a whole new wardrobe, suitcases of jewels, and a large bank account.   She has had many numerous suitors who always manage to vanish but with a shake of her bejeweled body everyone seems to forget.  She enjoys the things that money can buy and a stiff martini but lives for the fame and glamour of her underground burlesque life.   We suggest not getting too close to Miss Pearl for she always seems to have a power over men and the power to make them disappear leaving their assets to decorate her assets.

Ms. CHERRY ZAPP Cherry ran away from her life and her family in a travelling circus at the sweet age of 16.  Her dreams of Smallville and picket fences ended abruptly when wardrobe "misunderstandings" got her excused from five jobs in as many weeks.  Life without glitter?  No sir.  Performance, spectacle, the roar of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd was already in her blood. Indeed, the real world just couldn't contain all that Cherry wanted to put out into it. Cherry, Our Lady of the Short Attention Span, loves shiny baubles... oh! and she's awfully pretty! According to recent polls, Cherry has taken on her newest title, Queen of the Bounce. Perhaps a nod to her award-winning tassel twirling skills, or a less-than-discreet ode to her voluptuous booty.  If you ask nicely, perhaps she'll give you a lesson... in the twirling that is.  Miss Cherry is currently the Jigglewatts Mistress of Ceremonies, aka the Hostess with the Hotness!

Ms. Champagne Shock  Miss Champagne comes from a long line of champion prizefighters.  She is also fluent in 12 different types of dance from around the world, which helps her in and out of the ring, once allowing her to spend a year as goddess-queen to a small tribe of muskrat herders in Zimbabwe.  Granted, her beauty will bowl you over before she gets within arms reach, but you definitely don't want to mess around with her in a dark alley.... or maybe you do! Miss Champagne currently heads up the Ohio chapter of The Jigglewatts.